One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living。
The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree。
The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?" 一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。
这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地 上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫 回答说，"时间对猪有什么意义?" Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two! 两块蛋糕 汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？ 妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧！ Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion。
On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, "Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?" Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, "So, you want to switch seats?" 婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。
在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：“亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗？” 他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我：“因此，你想交换座位吗？”。
Likefather,likeson有其父必有其子"WhenAbrahanLincolnwasyourage,"thefathertoldhisson,"heusedtowalktenmileseverydaytogettoschool。""Really?"thekidsaid。
"Well,whenhewasyourage,hewaspresident。"Barbers理发师 ,sir? ,Ididn't。thatcase,Iseemtohaveslippedwiththerazor。Worsethanthat更糟"Professor,IdidthebestIcouldonthistest。
Ireallydon'tthinkIdeserveazero。""NitherdoI。Butthat'sthelowestgradeI'mallowedtogive。"Raise加薪'vebeenherefor11yearsdoingthreemen'sworkforoneman'spay。
NowIwantaraise。,Ican'tgiveyouaraise,butifyou'lltellmewhotheothertwomenare,I'llfirethem。
Everything is impossible!
Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho. Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals. 妻子：你看这张报纸，据统计，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的。丈夫：那有什么？据我调查，死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭的。
Tom lives in an apartment on the second floor in a 4-layer building, and the street is very noisy and dirty. One day he heard someone shouted "Look out!" So he put his head out of the window to look down at the street. At the same time, a pail of soap water was poured down from the window that was right above Tom's head. Poor Tom!
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