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    2007-08-27 14:25:08
  •   One day, Mary went to the airport to see her friend off。 Her friend’s name is Jack。 
    There were so many people in the airport, it was hard to find Jack among the people。
       Suddenly, Mary saw Jack and she felt very happy then she shout:” Hi, Jack。 Hi, Jack 。Here, Here!” At the same time, Jack waved his arms: ”I’m here!!” 。
       Within 3 minutes, so many policemen came to the front of Jack and caught him: ”Please come with me to the police office。
      ” The word “Hijack” in the English has different meaning, you can find in the dictionary。 。

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    2007-08-27 14:25:08

  • 2007-08-27 12:44:53
  •   One night, a few co-workers at the computer data centre where I work stayed late and we all started to get hungry。 We decided to order in food by phone, but our boss thought that, since we work with computers, it would be more appropriate to order by Internet。
       After we contacted a fast food chain's web site and spent a long time registering as new customers for the delivery service, a message appeared on the screeen: "Thank you for your business。
       You will be able to order food in three days。" 如果上面这个不好玩,那再来一个: In October, the Swallows Hotel in Gateshead, England, offered 11 chronic snorers a free night's stay so they it could test how well soundproofed the rooms are。
       The hotel staff tape-recorded the sounds coming from the rooms and promised the loudest snorer a prize。

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    2007-08-27 12:44:53

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