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Baby Delivery
  

A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As the head came out it was dark and had an afro. The doctor said, "Madam, have you ever slept with a black man?"

"Well, yes, but only once."
"Once is all it takes" he replied.


Then the torso came out and it was yellow.
"Madam, have you ever slept with an oriental man?"
"Well, yes" she said, "but only once."

"Once is all it takes," he said.
When the legs came out they were red. The doctor asked her if she had ever slept with an Indian.
"Well, yes" she said, "but only once."
"Once is all it takes," he said.

He finally pulled the baby all the way out and held it upside down and slapped its bottom to make it cry. As it started to cry the woman exclaimed "Oh, thank God, at least it doesn't bark!" 

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  • 2010-05-11 18:05:36
    生小孩
    一位女士在产房里开始生小孩。头出来的时候,肤色黝黑,发式是黑人天生的埃弗罗式。医生说,“夫人,你和黑人睡过觉吗?”
    “嗯,是的,不过只有一次。”
    “一次就足够了,”医生回答。
    然后躯干出来,是黄色的。
    “夫人,你和东方人睡过吗”?
    “嗯,是的,“她说,”不过只有一次。”
    “一次就足够了,”医生说。
    当两条腿出来的时候,肤色是红的。医生问她是否和印第安人睡过。
    “嗯,是的,”她说,”不过只有一次。“
    ”一次就足够了,“医生说。
    医生最终把孩子整个提了出来,头朝下打屁股让他哭。孩子哭了起来,那女人嚷道,”哦,谢天谢地,至少这孩子没学狗叫!“
    

    j***

    2010-05-11 18:05:36

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